I wish to call attention to the 25th anniversary of my wedding to Sherie Helstien on October 2. I understand that Las Vegas odds-makers were offering three-to-five against that our marriage would survive the decades. While I refute that assessment, I did lay down some bucks because, hey, you never know. Rumor has it that Sherie has offered to renew my option for another 25 years, but that could be some of that "fake news" we're always hearing so much about.
Regardless, these have been the happiest years of my life and I love my wife to death. Just sayin'.
The couple today, left, and their wedding announcement from the holiday issue of The WIRE 1993, below